Somehow the digits discovered that I am an interloper from another age, trespassing on their territory where I have absolutely no business being.

This morning they took away my wi-fi network. What do you mean “You’re not connected to the internet”? Why not! And my in box!  What happened to my in box?? How can I check my email without my in box?  Maybe the exercise guy has a special offer on How to Strengthen My Core. What if Dr whatshisname is trying to alert me to the vegetable I must never eat!

With no internet and no in box, what’s a girl to do for distraction? Well, here’s what you do if you’re me. You CALL STEVEN!!

Some women think they are lucky because their daughter married a doctor, or an attorney. There’s probably some fortunate soul somewhere who has a geriatrician for a son-in-law. Well eat your heart out, ladies. My daughter had the intelligence to marry a friend of the digits! They’re very close.

Steven Alper is a fixer, so of course he fixed it. And here I am back, serving as your favorite distractor.

I have no doubt, however, that the digits will be back, exercising their intolerant authority over their domain. You know they have their sneaky ways of learning what you’re up to—algorithims and all that.